Maureen Dowd convinced Godlike scribe Aaron Sorkin to write a scenic interaction between Barack Obama and “The West Wing”’s fictional prez Jed Bartlett.

And I do hope he reads it.

Here’s your sample:

BARTLET Senator.

OBAMA Mr. President.

BARTLET You seem startled.

OBAMA I didn’t expect you to answer the door yourself.

BARTLET I didn’t expect you to be getting beat by John McCain and a Lancôme rep who thinks “The Flintstones” was based on a true story, so let’s call it even.

OBAMA Yes, sir.

BARTLET Come on in.

Available via nytimes.com

MJJCommunity.com interviewed me about Thrillercast today.  Enjoy.

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This is what happened last time:

Politico.com lays out the major Democratic candidates policies on technology, and it ain’t pretty.

Ann Coulter and Al Sharpton cozy up.

Inspired by her fond rememberance of Falwell.