The obvious:

A little tweaked:

Guess which one I own…

al-Zarqawi’s been eliminated.

Must be an election year.

Osama in October?

Free promo condoms for me to use!!!

Originally uploaded by softlord.

Some sage advice from a classic performer, Louis Jordan.

“LEO: Because I’m tired of it year after year after year after year having to chose between the lesser of who cares? Of trying to get myself excited about a candidate who can speak in complete sentences. Of setting the bar so low, I can hardly look at it. They say a good man can’t get elected President. I don’t believe that, do you?” -Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing season 2.

• Check out the new FREE EP from Top-10-of-2005 entry DangerDoom at AdultSwim.com
  [link now sadly expired]
• Apple’s not the only one who makes cool computer commercials anymore, check out HP’s new Pavillion commercial featuring Shaun White (whoever he is)
• Thing I learned from Wikipedia today: The pain in extreme cases of frostbite is due to the water in your skin freezing into crystals and puncturing through cell membranes. Ouch.
• I just posted a bunch more pics to my new blog Cute Girls in Stupid Sunglasses, and with summer comin, I’d expect that to continue. If you have pics you’d like to contribute, send them to softlord at gmail and I’ll credit you.

My apologies to the RSS readers out there, over the recent move to FeedBurner, I neglected to ensure that the full text of my postings were syndicated, as MT defaults to partail.

I know I hate when other sites do that, so…

Should be fixed now!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/sdcblog if you need to resubscribe, though I have it set up so you don’t have to if you’ve subscribed to any of my other feeds.

Whist digging in the NPRchives (if you wanna use it, you gotta pay me, Hansen.), I came across this Brian Unger (ex-Daily Show with Craig Kilborn) interview with Frank Tavares, the voice of NPR underwriting each our since 1982.

Marvel as the voice that told you it was time to get a move on to get to work every morning recites passages from Mommy Dearest, and that old favorite ‘Welcome to the Jungle’.

Call ME uncultured, I DARE ya.