Premium Ice Shaver

Takes regular ice cubes (no custom molds) and turns them into shaved ice perfect for adding juice or syrup to for the waning days of summer.

I have one and its great.

Update: It looks like BackToBasics have created a new equivalent model with a syrup dispenser.

Ever wonder what goes on on the other side of tech support calls?

Deadtroll has your glimpse into the fascinating world of dealing with you moronusers for a living.

Oh, but you have to imagine him talking with a thick Indian accent.

According to the ever-truthful fair-and-balanced Fox News, Ass is the new tits.

I coulda told you that….

[via FARK]

P.S. in looking for a clever image for this post, I did a Google search for “ass” … check out the results for yourself (especially the first one), I think they will amuse you.

Are they pregnant or aren’t they… theres only one way to find out.

“We wanted to be a customer service company, a marketing company and a direct marketing company that connects with its customers, and we happen to have airplanes” -David Neeleman, CEO of JetBlue.

Is it possible to miss someone you haven’t met yet?

hmmmm…

I couldn’t quite make out what you were saying… Maybe you’ll find me here?

a-HA

Nuff said.

1) Log on to The Analogia Star Estimator
2) Upload a picture
3) Provide some details about the photo
4) Receive the top 3 celebrities the algorithm thinks you look like, which are usually totally inaccurate!

I mean, do you think I look like Benicio Del Toro?