Baby stable after second head removed.

Of course, every female friend I sent this link to had a snarky comment about men already having a second parasitic head.

Real clever, ya yahoos.

Now get back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

Are they so blinded by this BS Terri Vegetable issue that they dont pay attention to other things that GWB is doing to screw us? The latest example: The new head of the Fish and Wildlife Service was also previously the chief lobbyist for something called Safari Club International, which is basically an organization dedicated to enabling hunters to put the heads of rare and exotic species of engandered animals on their walls.

To quote the Humane Society Press Release: “SCI members shoot prescribed lists of animals to win so-called Grand Slam and Inner Circle titles. There’s the Africa Big Five (leopard, elephant, lion, rhino, and buffalo), the North American Twenty Nine (all species of bear, bison, sheep, moose, caribou, and deer), Big Cats of the World, Antlered Game of the Americas, and many other contests.”

Of course, the official press release makes no mention of this tie.

The Boston Globe takes us to SXSW with Interscope A&R guy Martin Kierszenbaum to see just which overrated hype bands the Geffen machine will be injecting into hipster ipods for the next year. Hint: They’re all from either Brooklyn or Britain.

However bad you may have felt about the Schiavo Blog link, you will feel even worse laughing at this video of halftime show entertainment. [via Steve @ Heavy]

Here’s a cool animated map of the political borders of the US from 1650-present [via SillyTech]

Site should look relatively normal in IE + Mozilla now, due to a few stupid CSS hacks.

To celebrate, everyone should Terri Schiavo’s Blog.

You know you laughed.

You’re all going straight to hell.

Top ten lists aren’t usually my bag, but I found this one about follow-ups to one hit wonders to be particularly amusing.

And yes I know the layout looks all wonky in IE, I’m working on it.

But really, if you’re still using IE, isn’t it time you do yourself a favor and switch to Firefox? Here’s 101 reasons why you should.

David Duchovny has a blog.

According to the BBC, scientists in Montana have discovered T. Rex bones with soft tissue still intact.

Bring on Ian Malcolm, I say.

Someone thinks the makers of Independence day may be hiring people to post comments on AOL messageboards, but they’re probably just being paranoid.

What would Roger Ebert say?

Oh, and by the way, this was written in 1996