Jul
04
The Rain in Spain
when prompted to create a story about rain off the cuff…take from it what you will
SoftLord (11:19:27 PM): once upon a time there was there was a woman who found herself doing bad deeds to other people, totally outside of her own control…she felt really bad about it and tried her best to be good to people but just couldn’t help screwing up other peoples lives
SoftLord (11:20:30 PM): as a result she had a really difficult time keeping a man…she would break hearts left and right, and because she was impossibly gorgeous she had no shortage of suitors
SoftLord (11:21:49 PM): she would go home and cry every night as the next man got broken into thousands of pieces
SoftLord (11:22:40 PM): so she resolved that the next man she found, she would try her extra hardest to be nice to and break her pattern once and for all
SoftLord (11:23:49 PM): so she met this guy..and he was really sweet and treated her like gold, and she tried her very best every day to not be cruel
SoftLord (11:24:36 PM): and after a few weeks they were walking in the park, and he turned to her with love in his eyes and spoke her name
SoftLord (11:24:47 PM): just then it started to rain
SoftLord (11:26:34 PM): and as the water pierced her skin over and over, blood spilling from her rapidly dwindling body, she looked around at the munchkins surrounding them, and then back up to her love’s face, watching the horror in his face, and the light going out of his eyes, she moaned “damn irony.”…. and with that, the wicked witch of the east broke her last man and left this mortal coil forever
SoftLord (11:26:37 PM): the end
Jul
04
Political Ads
Coming right off the heels of finally getting The War Room on DVD, here comes a site called The Living Room Candidate with every political TV ad from 1952 to present day. Check it out! [via the ever reliable BoingBoing]
Jul
04
On a lighter note…
Here’s a video of Danzig gettin Knocked Tha Fuck Out ™.
Jul
04
We don’t deserve what we have.
According to a recent survey, 30% of Americans feel that “The First Amendment goes too far in the rights it guarantees.”. Also, only one of the five freedoms spelled out in the amendment was identified by more than half of those surveyed.
I don’t even know what to say. The hypocrisy of these country astounds me sometimes. We’re all gung-ho about fighting for our freedoms except that we don’t want them anymore? Yeah, let’s make this place more like Iraq!
More info available at the Center for Media Research
Jun
04
Velvet Rope Post of the Day
SpellingBee
Member
Do you think that the Taking Back Thursday…I mean Sunday buzz will fade out once Thursday is finished up in the studio?
I mean…aren’t they just the Go-Bots to Thursday’s Transformers?
Jun
04
RSS Food: Weird Movie Edition
Mario Twins! [via someone's myspace page]
Jun
04
Ubersterspacelinkedfoafcrap.
Okay, this SocNetworking thing is really getting ridiculous. I invite someone to create SterSter, which would link people based on the social networks they’ve joined.
You can find me on MySpace and Friendster (rarely) and thats pretty much it. Call me old-fashioned, but until FOAF makes an impact, I’m not duplicating my work just because someone steals HotOrNot code.
















